Old Comics Seen in New Light are FUNNY

Since the new Superman movie came out we thought we'd share this gem of a website featuring covers of old DC comic books:

http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.html

Most depict Superman being a jerk towards Lois Lane and Batman, with such priceless quotes from Superman as "I'll tell you why I'll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid she doesn't realize I'm Superman when I take off my Clark Kent glasses?" ...and... "I've tricked Lois in to thinking I'm her blackmailer. Now to find out what her awful secret is."

This one had us rolling on the floor--it uses the word "boner" to mean "mistake", of course, but in a modern context it's hilarious:

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/3.html